bry-marie.

fmylife:

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn’t been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred’s dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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    It’s refreshing that’s for sure.
  4. heysusie reblogged this from foxygen and added:
    Haha, i’m so glad you feel normal again!
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    “I’ll shake my head! TURN IT DOWN! Okay I warned y- YES I KNOW JIM FELL OUT OKAY!?”
  8. heysusie reblogged this from foxygen and added:
    AHAHAHAHA:) I can’t believe i didn’t remember that!
  9. foxygen reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Haha that sounds like something I’d do. RIP, Bert...his four kids.. (Susie will be the...
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    HAHAHHA d’awww poor fred.
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    hahahaha. it just gets funnier
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